yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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