My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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That was a bad soviet Russia one if u ask me lol
I pood on Zack curcios pillow before. It was grand..
I once kicked a student out for pissing on his neighbors door. Grow a pair and talk to each other
A wholelot of idiots on this post.
That's like the coolest thing ever
1035...OP doesn't say if he missed an important date/test/appt. He doesn't even say if the unplug was accidental...just that his alarm was unplugged and so he pissed on his roomie's clothes. OP should have used his phone alarm.
Hahahahaha that made me laugh
Person below me- learn how to fucking count.
Revenge? Not really. =\ failed
Way to represent Dallas jackass
I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!
Mmm, piss in the morning smells great.
my roommate pissed on my bed one night, so i pissed on his after he and his girl passed out!!
I love people who get on here and correct people's grammar or spelling. Get a fucking life and a teaching job because I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR FUCKING GRAMMAR OR SPELLING.
Obama is a racist bastard!!!!
Obama hates whites...and rich blacks. Only likes Muslims
10:03, he is 6th you fuckin dumbass
11:02, you're an idiot and can't spell!
4:43 you were right this website is fucking terrable I hope they shut this shit site down!!! I hate it
:((((( I fucked ur dad
Dono if to say that's fucked up or served him right
10:39, why would he be mad otherwise? You set an alarm becaue you need to get up for something.
130..these pretzels are making me thirsty!
i hate american apparel.
my cat pisses on my clothes if i accidentally shut her in my room... it blows
LMAO fucking dallas..god.
10:07 go fuck yourself
This text is funny...in America.
10:17 you just proved 10:16 right.
I use semicolons in my texts.
Yeah, soviet Russia guy is usually better. =\
10:35 who wants to wear clothes someone else pissed on? Even afte they're washed that's gross I wouldn't wear them
Way to rep Dallas...
And yes people use semicolons in texts, I do all the time..
And people using TFLN to talk about political beliefs need to go else where, it's supposed to be a funny site and quite frankly not very many people care! :)
I'm getting really thirsty.
Must be these pretzels.
Bahahahhaahaaa this was actually funny
10:16, whole lot of idiots on EVERY post*
Fuck Russia! Fucking backwards people. They are no good for the human race
In Soviet Russia, we piss on own clean clothes.
You take that back, 11:22! He was there a minute ago! WHY IS EVERYBODY CONSPIRING AGAINST ME?!
While pissing on clean clothes is extreme, I think that unplugging an alarm is significantly worse. Rewash the clothes and roommate is fine. But suppose the OP missed something important because he overslept...that's a whole lot worse.
Shoulda shit in his shoes
Wow, you're an idiot. Don't you think they'll retaliate and it will escalate? I sure as hell wouldn't call a truce if my roomie did that. They're going to fuck you up and you're going to deserve it.
To quote Homer Simpson, "Everyone sucks but me."
In america R Kelly pisses on you
Hey pee-boy...did he unplug your phone too, dipshit?
Dallas ftw! I'd be so pissed if I missed class for a reason that stupid.
What does unpluged mean? My friend gave me a Mountain Dew bottle full of piss one time, I fucked his sister in the ass in retaliation. I win.
my roommate pissed on my clothes and i didn't even DO anything. fuck college
Obama is half white you idiots!
10:14-- 10:08 here, no thanks! Your father loves doing it, and your mom is great. ^^
You should have shitted on them too.
Wuddo u call someone from California?
A shitty worthless asshole!
Who used a semicolon in a text??
Obama is a worthless piece of shit!!!!!
I agree, your life is ****ed
In Soviet Russia clean clothes piss on you
Obama sucks cock!!!!
10:15 and 10:39 he should have used his phone alarm anticipating his roommate would unplug his alarm? yeah that makes a lot of sense...
I think 11:14 is talking to his imaginary friend.
Gotta love Texans :)
I hate my roomate as well this morning he said ohhh I foregot to tell you Monday that today he's having a recruit visiting I'm going to fuck around with him so badly
Tres! That's 3 in Spanish.
This is why I don't have roommates.
lame.. lay some pipe in his bed while he's out partying.. then get back to us.
My roommate did the same thing to my alarm today and i pissed on his clothes to no lie =p fun things...
Good O'l junior college!
y does everyone get so fuckin butthurt on this site. chill the fuck out
Wow you're so badass
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
Fuck you 10:16
Go blow ur mom
Obama was born in Indonesia, still hasn't produced a real birth certificate.