My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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That was a bad soviet Russia one if u ask me lol
I pood on Zack curcios pillow before. It was grand..
I once kicked a student out for pissing on his neighbors door. Grow a pair and talk to each other
A wholelot of idiots on this post.
That's like the coolest thing ever
1035...OP doesn't say if he missed an important date/test/appt. He doesn't even say if the unplug was accidental...just that his alarm was unplugged and so he pissed on his roomie's clothes. OP should have used his phone alarm.
Revenge? Not really. =\ failed
I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!
Person below me- learn how to fucking count.
Hahahahaha that made me laugh
Way to represent Dallas jackass
my roommate pissed on my bed one night, so i pissed on his after he and his girl passed out!!
Mmm, piss in the morning smells great.
I love people who get on here and correct people's grammar or spelling. Get a fucking life and a teaching job because I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR FUCKING GRAMMAR OR SPELLING.
10:39, why would he be mad otherwise? You set an alarm becaue you need to get up for something.
130..these pretzels are making me thirsty!
Obama is a racist bastard!!!!
10:03, he is 6th you fuckin dumbass
4:43 you were right this website is fucking terrable I hope they shut this shit site down!!! I hate it
Obama hates whites...and rich blacks. Only likes Muslims
:((((( I fucked ur dad
11:02, you're an idiot and can't spell!
10:17 you just proved 10:16 right.
Dono if to say that's fucked up or served him right
10:07 go fuck yourself
LMAO fucking dallas..god.
i hate american apparel.
my cat pisses on my clothes if i accidentally shut her in my room... it blows
I use semicolons in my texts.
Yeah, soviet Russia guy is usually better. =\
This text is funny...in America.
10:16, whole lot of idiots on EVERY post*
In Soviet Russia, we piss on own clean clothes.
Bahahahhaahaaa this was actually funny
I'm getting really thirsty.
Must be these pretzels.
10:35 who wants to wear clothes someone else pissed on? Even afte they're washed that's gross I wouldn't wear them
Way to rep Dallas...
And yes people use semicolons in texts, I do all the time..
And people using TFLN to talk about political beliefs need to go else where, it's supposed to be a funny site and quite frankly not very many people care! :)
While pissing on clean clothes is extreme, I think that unplugging an alarm is significantly worse. Rewash the clothes and roommate is fine. But suppose the OP missed something important because he overslept...that's a whole lot worse.
Fuck Russia! Fucking backwards people. They are no good for the human race
You take that back, 11:22! He was there a minute ago! WHY IS EVERYBODY CONSPIRING AGAINST ME?!
Wow, you're an idiot. Don't you think they'll retaliate and it will escalate? I sure as hell wouldn't call a truce if my roomie did that. They're going to fuck you up and you're going to deserve it.
In Soviet Russia clean clothes piss on you
Hey pee-boy...did he unplug your phone too, dipshit?
Shoulda shit in his shoes
Dallas ftw! I'd be so pissed if I missed class for a reason that stupid.
What does unpluged mean? My friend gave me a Mountain Dew bottle full of piss one time, I fucked his sister in the ass in retaliation. I win.
To quote Homer Simpson, "Everyone sucks but me."
In america R Kelly pisses on you
my roommate pissed on my clothes and i didn't even DO anything. fuck college
Obama is a worthless piece of shit!!!!!
Wuddo u call someone from California?
A shitty worthless asshole!
Obama sucks cock!!!!
10:15 and 10:39 he should have used his phone alarm anticipating his roommate would unplug his alarm? yeah that makes a lot of sense...
Who used a semicolon in a text??
I agree, your life is ****ed
You should have shitted on them too.
Obama is half white you idiots!
Gotta love Texans :)
I hate my roomate as well this morning he said ohhh I foregot to tell you Monday that today he's having a recruit visiting I'm going to fuck around with him so badly
I think 11:14 is talking to his imaginary friend.
10:14-- 10:08 here, no thanks! Your father loves doing it, and your mom is great. ^^
lame.. lay some pipe in his bed while he's out partying.. then get back to us.
Tres! That's 3 in Spanish.
This is why I don't have roommates.
My roommate did the same thing to my alarm today and i pissed on his clothes to no lie =p fun things...
Good O'l junior college!
y does everyone get so fuckin butthurt on this site. chill the fuck out
Wow you're so badass
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
Fuck you 10:16
Go blow ur mom
Obama was born in Indonesia, still hasn't produced a real birth certificate.