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  • That was a bad soviet Russia one if u ask me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:38pm
  • I pood on Zack curcios pillow before. It was grand..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:15pm
  • A wholelot of idiots on this post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:16pm
  • I once kicked a student out for pissing on his neighbors door. Grow a pair and talk to each other

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:45am
  • That's like the coolest thing ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:07am
  • 1035...OP doesn't say if he missed an important date/test/appt. He doesn't even say if the unplug was accidental...just that his alarm was unplugged and so he pissed on his roomie's clothes. OP should have used his phone alarm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Way to represent Dallas jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:56pm
  • I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:30am
  • Hahahahaha that made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:19pm
  • Person below me- learn how to fucking count.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Revenge? Not really. =\ failed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Mmm, piss in the morning smells great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:08pm
  • my roommate pissed on my bed one night, so i pissed on his after he and his girl passed out!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:19pm
  • I love people who get on here and correct people's grammar or spelling. Get a fucking life and a teaching job because I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR FUCKING GRAMMAR OR SPELLING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:16am
  • Obama is a racist bastard!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:47am
  • 4:43 you were right this website is fucking terrable I hope they shut this shit site down!!! I hate it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:38am
  • 130..these pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:47am
  • 10:07 go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:08pm
  • 10:03, he is 6th you fuckin dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:07pm
  • 10:17 you just proved 10:16 right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:47pm
  • :((((( I fucked ur dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:24pm
  • 10:39, why would he be mad otherwise? You set an alarm becaue you need to get up for something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:18am
  • Obama hates whites...and rich blacks. Only likes Muslims

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:56am
  • LMAO fucking dallas..god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:59am
  • Dono if to say that's fucked up or served him right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:47pm
  • i hate american apparel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:54am
  • 11:02, you're an idiot and can't spell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:14pm
  • my cat pisses on my clothes if i accidentally shut her in my room... it blows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:19pm
  • I use semicolons in my texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:50am
  • In Soviet Russia, we piss on own clean clothes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Yeah, soviet Russia guy is usually better. =\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:40pm
  • This text is funny...in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:08am
  • Bahahahhaahaaa this was actually funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:21pm
  • While pissing on clean clothes is extreme, I think that unplugging an alarm is significantly worse. Rewash the clothes and roommate is fine. But suppose the OP missed something important because he overslept...that's a whole lot worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:35pm
  • 10:16, whole lot of idiots on EVERY post*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:19pm
  • Shoulda shit in his shoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:02am
  • I'm getting really thirsty. Must be these pretzels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:30am
  • 10:35 who wants to wear clothes someone else pissed on? Even afte they're washed that's gross I wouldn't wear them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Way to rep Dallas... And yes people use semicolons in texts, I do all the time.. And people using TFLN to talk about political beliefs need to go else where, it's supposed to be a funny site and quite frankly not very many people care! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:42am
  • Fuck Russia! Fucking backwards people. They are no good for the human race

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:43pm
  • my roommate pissed on my clothes and i didn't even DO anything. fuck college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:21pm
  • What does unpluged mean? My friend gave me a Mountain Dew bottle full of piss one time, I fucked his sister in the ass in retaliation. I win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:12am
  • Dallas ftw! I'd be so pissed if I missed class for a reason that stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:42am
  • In america R Kelly pisses on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:43pm
  • In Soviet Russia clean clothes piss on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:43pm
  • You take that back, 11:22! He was there a minute ago! WHY IS EVERYBODY CONSPIRING AGAINST ME?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Obama sucks cock!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:47am
  • You should have shitted on them too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Hey pee-boy...did he unplug your phone too, dipshit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Wow, you're an idiot. Don't you think they'll retaliate and it will escalate? I sure as hell wouldn't call a truce if my roomie did that. They're going to fuck you up and you're going to deserve it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:51am
  • I agree, your life is ****ed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:37am
  • Obama is a worthless piece of shit!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:45am
  • To quote Homer Simpson, "Everyone sucks but me."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:30am
  • Gotta love Texans :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Wuddo u call someone from California? A shitty worthless asshole! Hahaha! Fuck California!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:52am
  • FAKE! Who used a semicolon in a text??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:46am
  • Obama is half white you idiots!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:54am
  • 10:15 and 10:39 he should have used his phone alarm anticipating his roommate would unplug his alarm? yeah that makes a lot of sense...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:42am
  • I hate my roomate as well this morning he said ohhh I foregot to tell you Monday that today he's having a recruit visiting I'm going to fuck around with him so badly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:19pm
  • 10:14-- 10:08 here, no thanks! Your father loves doing it, and your mom is great. ^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:31pm
  • I think 11:14 is talking to his imaginary friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Tres! That's 3 in Spanish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:02pm
  • This is why I don't have roommates.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:41pm
  • lame.. lay some pipe in his bed while he's out partying.. then get back to us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Good O'l junior college!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:19am
  • My roommate did the same thing to my alarm today and i pissed on his clothes to no lie =p fun things... -Mayo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:10am
  • Wow you're so badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:20pm
  • y does everyone get so fuckin butthurt on this site. chill the fuck out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:09am
  • Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Fuck you 10:16 Go blow ur mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Obama was born in Indonesia, still hasn't produced a real birth certificate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:01am
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