My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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That was a bad soviet Russia one if u ask me lol
I pood on Zack curcios pillow before. It was grand..
A wholelot of idiots on this post.
I once kicked a student out for pissing on his neighbors door. Grow a pair and talk to each other
That's like the coolest thing ever
1035...OP doesn't say if he missed an important date/test/appt. He doesn't even say if the unplug was accidental...just that his alarm was unplugged and so he pissed on his roomie's clothes. OP should have used his phone alarm.
Way to represent Dallas jackass
I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha that made me laugh
Person below me- learn how to fucking count.
Revenge? Not really. =\ failed
Mmm, piss in the morning smells great.
my roommate pissed on my bed one night, so i pissed on his after he and his girl passed out!!
I love people who get on here and correct people's grammar or spelling. Get a fucking life and a teaching job because I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR FUCKING GRAMMAR OR SPELLING.
Obama is a racist bastard!!!!
4:43 you were right this website is fucking terrable I hope they shut this shit site down!!! I hate it
130..these pretzels are making me thirsty!
10:07 go fuck yourself
10:03, he is 6th you fuckin dumbass
10:17 you just proved 10:16 right.
:((((( I fucked ur dad
10:39, why would he be mad otherwise? You set an alarm becaue you need to get up for something.
Obama hates whites...and rich blacks. Only likes Muslims
LMAO fucking dallas..god.
Dono if to say that's fucked up or served him right
i hate american apparel.
11:02, you're an idiot and can't spell!
my cat pisses on my clothes if i accidentally shut her in my room... it blows
I use semicolons in my texts.
In Soviet Russia, we piss on own clean clothes.
Yeah, soviet Russia guy is usually better. =\
Bahahahhaahaaa this was actually funny
While pissing on clean clothes is extreme, I think that unplugging an alarm is significantly worse. Rewash the clothes and roommate is fine. But suppose the OP missed something important because he overslept...that's a whole lot worse.
Shoulda shit in his shoes
I'm getting really thirsty.
Must be these pretzels.
10:35 who wants to wear clothes someone else pissed on? Even afte they're washed that's gross I wouldn't wear them
10:16, whole lot of idiots on EVERY post*
Way to rep Dallas...
And yes people use semicolons in texts, I do all the time..
And people using TFLN to talk about political beliefs need to go else where, it's supposed to be a funny site and quite frankly not very many people care! :)
This text is funny...in America.
Fuck Russia! Fucking backwards people. They are no good for the human race
my roommate pissed on my clothes and i didn't even DO anything. fuck college
What does unpluged mean? My friend gave me a Mountain Dew bottle full of piss one time, I fucked his sister in the ass in retaliation. I win.
Dallas ftw! I'd be so pissed if I missed class for a reason that stupid.
In america R Kelly pisses on you
In Soviet Russia clean clothes piss on you
You take that back, 11:22! He was there a minute ago! WHY IS EVERYBODY CONSPIRING AGAINST ME?!
Obama sucks cock!!!!
You should have shitted on them too.
Hey pee-boy...did he unplug your phone too, dipshit?
Wow, you're an idiot. Don't you think they'll retaliate and it will escalate? I sure as hell wouldn't call a truce if my roomie did that. They're going to fuck you up and you're going to deserve it.
I agree, your life is ****ed
Obama is a worthless piece of shit!!!!!
To quote Homer Simpson, "Everyone sucks but me."
Gotta love Texans :)
Wuddo u call someone from California?
A shitty worthless asshole!
10:15 and 10:39 he should have used his phone alarm anticipating his roommate would unplug his alarm? yeah that makes a lot of sense...
Who used a semicolon in a text??
Obama is half white you idiots!
I hate my roomate as well this morning he said ohhh I foregot to tell you Monday that today he's having a recruit visiting I'm going to fuck around with him so badly
10:14-- 10:08 here, no thanks! Your father loves doing it, and your mom is great. ^^
I think 11:14 is talking to his imaginary friend.
Tres! That's 3 in Spanish.
This is why I don't have roommates.
lame.. lay some pipe in his bed while he's out partying.. then get back to us.
Good O'l junior college!
My roommate did the same thing to my alarm today and i pissed on his clothes to no lie =p fun things...
Wow you're so badass
y does everyone get so fuckin butthurt on this site. chill the fuck out
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
Fuck you 10:16
Go blow ur mom
Obama was born in Indonesia, still hasn't produced a real birth certificate.