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  • 70 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:15pm

    I pood on Zack curcios pillow before. It was grand..

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:45am

    I once kicked a student out for pissing on his neighbors door. Grow a pair and talk to each other

  • 64 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:38pm

    That was a bad soviet Russia one if u ask me lol

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:16pm

    A wholelot of idiots on this post.

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:07am

    That's like the coolest thing ever

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:31pm

    10:14-- 10:08 here, no thanks! Your father loves doing it, and your mom is great. ^^

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:35pm

    While pissing on clean clothes is extreme, I think that unplugging an alarm is significantly worse. Rewash the clothes and roommate is fine. But suppose the OP missed something important because he overslept...that's a whole lot worse.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:03pm

    Person below me- learn how to fucking count.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:07pm

    10:03, he is 6th you fuckin dumbass

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:47am

    130..these pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:47am

    Obama is a racist bastard!!!!

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:19pm

    Hahahahaha that made me laugh

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:42am

    Dallas ftw! I'd be so pissed if I missed class for a reason that stupid.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:30am

    I'm getting really thirsty. Must be these pretzels.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:59am

    LMAO fucking dallas..god.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:19am

    Good O'l junior college!

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:01pm

    Revenge? Not really. =\ failed

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:24pm

    :((((( I fucked ur dad

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:43pm

    In Soviet Russia clean clothes piss on you

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:21pm

    Bahahahhaahaaa this was actually funny

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:40pm

    Yeah, soviet Russia guy is usually better. =\

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:02am

    Shoulda shit in his shoes

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:08pm

    Mmm, piss in the morning smells great.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:18am

    10:39, why would he be mad otherwise? You set an alarm becaue you need to get up for something.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:20pm

    You should have shitted on them too.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:19pm

    10:16, whole lot of idiots on EVERY post*

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:16am

    I love people who get on here and correct people's grammar or spelling. Get a fucking life and a teaching job because I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR FUCKING GRAMMAR OR SPELLING.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:08am

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:54am

    i hate american apparel.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:54am

    Obama is half white you idiots!

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:12am

    What does unpluged mean? My friend gave me a Mountain Dew bottle full of piss one time, I fucked his sister in the ass in retaliation. I win.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:21pm

    my roommate pissed on my clothes and i didn't even DO anything. fuck college

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:51am

    Wow, you're an idiot. Don't you think they'll retaliate and it will escalate? I sure as hell wouldn't call a truce if my roomie did that. They're going to fuck you up and you're going to deserve it.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:33pm

    You take that back, 11:22! He was there a minute ago! WHY IS EVERYBODY CONSPIRING AGAINST ME?!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:19pm

    my roommate pissed on my bed one night, so i pissed on his after he and his girl passed out!!

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:42am

    Way to rep Dallas... And yes people use semicolons in texts, I do all the time.. And people using TFLN to talk about political beliefs need to go else where, it's supposed to be a funny site and quite frankly not very many people care! :)

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:42am

    10:15 and 10:39 he should have used his phone alarm anticipating his roommate would unplug his alarm? yeah that makes a lot of sense...

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:43pm

    Fuck Russia! Fucking backwards people. They are no good for the human race

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:39pm

    1035...OP doesn't say if he missed an important date/test/appt. He doesn't even say if the unplug was accidental...just that his alarm was unplugged and so he pissed on his roomie's clothes. OP should have used his phone alarm.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:08pm

    10:07 go fuck yourself

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:30am

    To quote Homer Simpson, "Everyone sucks but me."

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:43pm

    In america R Kelly pisses on you

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:38am

    4:43 you were right this website is fucking terrable I hope they shut this shit site down!!! I hate it

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:50am

    I use semicolons in my texts.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:37am

    I agree, your life is ****ed

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:56pm

    Way to represent Dallas jackass

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:34pm

    In Soviet Russia, we piss on own clean clothes.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:52am

    Wuddo u call someone from California? A shitty worthless asshole! Hahaha! Fuck California!

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:30am

    I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:56am

    Obama hates whites...and rich blacks. Only likes Muslims

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:47am

    Obama sucks cock!!!!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:47pm

    Dono if to say that's fucked up or served him right

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:19pm

    I hate my roomate as well this morning he said ohhh I foregot to tell you Monday that today he's having a recruit visiting I'm going to fuck around with him so badly

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:01am

    Obama was born in Indonesia, still hasn't produced a real birth certificate.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:22pm

    I think 11:14 is talking to his imaginary friend.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:41pm

    This is why I don't have roommates.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:14pm

    11:02, you're an idiot and can't spell!

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:19pm

    my cat pisses on my clothes if i accidentally shut her in my room... it blows

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:22pm

    Gotta love Texans :)

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:24pm

    10:35 who wants to wear clothes someone else pissed on? Even afte they're washed that's gross I wouldn't wear them

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:10am

    My roommate did the same thing to my alarm today and i pissed on his clothes to no lie =p fun things... -Mayo

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:20pm

    Wow you're so badass

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:45am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit!!!!!

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:47pm

    10:17 you just proved 10:16 right.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:46am

    FAKE! Who used a semicolon in a text??

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:15pm

    Hey pee-boy...did he unplug your phone too, dipshit?

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:43pm

    Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:17pm

    Fuck you 10:16 Go blow ur mom

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:53pm

    lame.. lay some pipe in his bed while he's out partying.. then get back to us.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:09am

    y does everyone get so fuckin butthurt on this site. chill the fuck out

  • 44 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:02pm

    Tres! That's 3 in Spanish.