I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
