is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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