Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
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Probably because you won't swallow.
You sound perfect to me! But... I'm a chick. A straight chick. Hmmm... you sound like the perfect friend :)
give me some recreational pharmies
Post a link to your tits or GTFO
or because you're fat.
That's fucking hilarious. Sound like my kinda girl.
40 year old boyfriend. Does your friend have daddy issues? you on the other hand sound like good fun.