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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:50pm

    You sound perfect to me! But... I'm a chick. A straight chick. Hmmm... you sound like the perfect friend :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:29am

    Probably because you won't swallow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 6:32pm

    Post a link to your tits or GTFO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:43am

    give me some recreational pharmies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:16pm

    or because you're fat.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:47pm

    That's fucking hilarious. Sound like my kinda girl.

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    Submitted by doodyfrank on Jun 29, 10 at 5:33pm

    40 year old boyfriend. Does your friend have daddy issues? you on the other hand sound like good fun.