Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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