omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
This house was built for laser tag.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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