apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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Keep it up buddy, your're going places in life.
so all the comments about being shitfaced are acceptable but once it has to do with coke it's not funny anymore? fuck off.
Woah!!!! Somebody has a coke problem! Just because youre tired from sucking cocks all night to support your habit, doesnt give you the right to tell me to "fuck off".
actually i've never done coke in my life, thanks. get over yourself. 99% of the texts on here are about someone getting drunk and blacking out, yet once its about another substance you think you get the right to sit on a pedestal and look down on someone else. lose the stigma, it's textsfromlastnight ffs.
At least he has goals.
Lines of coke, or lines as in "scratches in your back"?
Lines as in 'you're an idiot'.
T-rex = boss of the past
It's better to give than receive. Should have cummed a T-Rex sized line on her face.
Umm trashy? Yes.
we used to call those man lines\n__________________________________...
[STOLEN] Those lines are making me firsty!
these pretzels are making me Firsty