oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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