The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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The regular sex and not having to work to get it is nice too.
Lol, not sexy...plus you can "eat" applause through a straw...unless you aren't good at sucking, in which case you'd never keep a boyfriend...
Bahahaha good catch skoot...my predictive text thinks apple sauce is "applause" worthy. I have a droid and use swype text...
If that's really the only reason to have a boyfriend, getting a girlfriend might be worth a shot
How do you feel about a feeding tube full of protein?
you forget one thing. random hookups rarely lick puss.. if u are ok w that then u are ok.. cock alone can get boring
Why do yall care about typos so much? I'm all for ripping someone apart when their grammar and style look like a 3rd grader wrote it, but honestly I just can't even imagine putting in the energy or giving a shit when someone misspells a word.... who gives a shit?
Tee hee hee, "y'all."
Not correcting you txguy, just tickled my funny bone.
I can't think of a bigger turn-off..
I just fucked someone I met on findhookupps.gu.ma
Editable? It's a word. But definitely used in the wrong context here!
Noncommital whore seeks desperate doormat. Must be incapable of self-regard.
Wouldn't you want a boyfriend for sex, too? Unless you have an amazing vibrator.
Who the fuck eats applesauce when they are hungover? That is so weird. I don't know what you should eat... but I'm pretty sure it's not applesauce. I prefer a little coffee with vodka
Pretty sure you cant eat applause, dumbass. Dont people read what they wrote before they post?!
ok, text police...Ya've NEVER hit send, only to discover a typo afterwards?\nYanno what happened to the last perfect man to wall this planet.
case in point...walk
Another case in point is skoot32 misspelled apple sauce in his own post... dumbass
I think you may have just had a bl0nd_m0ment, go back and read what he's referring to...dumbass
Her girls he was mocking me...and he is right "applause" isn't editable but sometimes contagious...lol good catch good sir.
Fuck, hey* dammit swype
@its meee, I comment on here only to amuse myself. The funny people to me are the ones who are compelled to post their dislike of a post, even funnier if they comment on a comment. I mean, how big of a stick do you think they have up their asssss?....
Hahah porksword is the funniest guy on thus site!!!
Defffffinitely don't agree with that one...
Who has your vote madam??