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  • The regular sex and not having to work to get it is nice too.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 31, 11 at 5:37pm
  • Lol, not you can "eat" applause through a straw...unless you aren't good at sucking, in which case you'd never keep a boyfriend...

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 31, 11 at 4:52pm
    • Bahahaha good catch predictive text thinks apple sauce is "applause" worthy. I have a droid and use swype text...

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 31, 11 at 6:19pm
  • you forget one thing. random hookups rarely lick puss.. if u are ok w that then u are ok.. cock alone can get boring

    Submitted by mmmmbop on Oct 31, 11 at 5:24pm
  • How do you feel about a feeding tube full of protein?

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 31, 11 at 6:04pm
  • If that's really the only reason to have a boyfriend, getting a girlfriend might be worth a shot

    Submitted by Phys on Oct 31, 11 at 5:03pm
  • I can't think of a bigger turn-off..

    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Oct 31, 11 at 4:24pm
  • Why do yall care about typos so much? I'm all for ripping someone apart when their grammar and style look like a 3rd grader wrote it, but honestly I just can't even imagine putting in the energy or giving a shit when someone misspells a word.... who gives a shit?

    Submitted by txguy on Oct 31, 11 at 10:47pm
  • I just fucked someone I met on

    Submitted by sexywetlovvaa on Oct 31, 11 at 8:51pm
  • Editable? It's a word. But definitely used in the wrong context here!

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 1, 11 at 3:32am
  • Wouldn't you want a boyfriend for sex, too? Unless you have an amazing vibrator.

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 31, 11 at 11:36pm
  • Noncommital whore seeks desperate doormat. Must be incapable of self-regard.

    Submitted by exosus on Nov 1, 11 at 3:35am
  • Who the fuck eats applesauce when they are hungover? That is so weird. I don't know what you should eat... but I'm pretty sure it's not applesauce. I prefer a little coffee with vodka

    Submitted by tayacb on Nov 1, 11 at 2:25am
  • Pretty sure you cant eat applause, dumbass. Dont people read what they wrote before they post?!

    Submitted by skoot32 on Oct 31, 11 at 5:02pm
    • ok, text police...Ya've NEVER hit send, only to discover a typo afterwards?\nYanno what happened to the last perfect man to wall this planet.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 31, 11 at 5:40pm
    • Another case in point is skoot32 misspelled apple sauce in his own post... dumbass

      Submitted by bl0nd_m0ment on Oct 31, 11 at 5:49pm
      • I think you may have just had a bl0nd_m0ment, go back and read what he's referring to...dumbass

        Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Oct 31, 11 at 6:23pm
    • Her girls he was mocking me...and he is right "applause" isn't editable but sometimes good catch good sir.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 31, 11 at 6:22pm
  • Hahah porksword is the funniest guy on thus site!!!

    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Oct 31, 11 at 11:36pm
  • @its meee, I comment on here only to amuse myself. The funny people to me are the ones who are compelled to post their dislike of a post, even funnier if they comment on a comment. I mean, how big of a stick do you think they have up their asssss?....

    Submitted by porksword on Nov 1, 11 at 8:56am