a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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