I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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