I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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Maybe if she was in the kitchen cooking for him, the man could eat a proper meal while he watches the playoffs.
It's the playoffs, leave the man alone!
I hope they mean tomato sauce or tomato soup, because tomato paste is literally tomatoes and salt with a little water. Gross.
So that's why she never called back. You bitch.
Hey! This is about meeeee! Now tell me how am I supposed to live without you?
Wtf... Tomato paste is amazing to eat, I'm not even joking
I agree. Cook the man a decent meal.
Sad and pathetic...watching the playoffs, gross. ;)
Men should be able to cook. Period. It's a necessary skill, and no self-respecting human being should eat straight tomato paste. You're two ingredients away from pasta, soup, dip, and many other things which are better.
he sounds fun
I don't really see a problem. I mean I guess it's gross to eat tomato paste but other than that, dude sounds cool.
Ewwwwwww. That is some nasty shit.
Blackhawks are gonna win
Haha that's great. This man should be idolized.
tomato paste = weird, bottle of wine = f@g
God I love St. Petersburg.
Tomato paste is the shit, I love it!!