I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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