no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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