A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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