Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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