of course. lets lasso hookers.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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