i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
In America we eat man semen.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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