we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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