it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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