We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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