dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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