***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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