dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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