i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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