I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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