Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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