Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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