Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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