I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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