i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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