I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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