too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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