Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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