dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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