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  • Orange juice doesn't taste right without some vodka in it.

    Submitted by porksword on Mar 1, 12 at 7:50pm
  • I work third shift, give me a break!

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 1, 12 at 6:00pm
  • You make it sound like thats a bad thing...

    Submitted by saraapooo on Mar 1, 12 at 6:52pm
  • You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

    Submitted by codeacula on Mar 2, 12 at 9:54am
  • McDrunken it!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 2, 12 at 2:31am
  • drink it off

    Submitted by canadiangirl420 on Mar 2, 12 at 5:20am
  • I would sooner risk a hypoglycemic episode than partake in that shit.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Mar 1, 12 at 11:02pm
  • who really eats that slop they call breakfast?

    Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 1, 12 at 6:03pm
    • fuck you, you've obviously never had a mcgriddle. don't knock it till you try it.

      Submitted by MJCity on Mar 1, 12 at 6:24pm
    • you never had to eat fresh off a plane waiting for your connecting flight at 6am McDonalds has saved my ass more then once

      Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 1, 12 at 7:17pm
    • i have had military chow. mcdonalds is bullshit. gimme real eggs and biscuits.

      Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 1, 12 at 7:32pm
      • as to the eggs in a jug you get in a mess hall?

        Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 1, 12 at 11:12pm
        • just saying i have eat some horrible food and mcdonalds is right up there with the worst

          Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 2, 12 at 12:35am
  • Fake and g4t

    Submitted by obamabinladen on Mar 1, 12 at 7:14pm
  • Woopigsooie Maccas breakfast is the shit. When hung over its like\nmunching on Gods arse, its beautiful. HAVE A THICKSHAKE AND A HASH BROWN!!

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 1, 12 at 11:40pm
  • @porksword cheap sparkling white wine + McD's OJ = trashy mimosas. Fabulous!

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 2, 12 at 3:29am
  • My grand-daughter works from her dorm room on the internet. Last weekend she told that she makes nearly $31/hr and $7000 every month. Thats more than what I collect! she says anyone can do it because of advances in the internet. I saw her pay stub and was literally stunned, here is the article to read more, WWW,MAKECASH29,COIM

    Submitted by JennyCorez on Mar 1, 12 at 11:57pm
    • your grand-daughter works in her dorm on her back/knees. she makes barely 10 bucks a job, and so can you. don't just sit there on your moneymaker, let those flabby lips work for you.

      Submitted by polacke on Mar 2, 12 at 2:39am
  • LMFAO!!!! GOTTA LOVE THE O.C!!!!

    Submitted by REDNASTY on Mar 1, 12 at 7:30pm
  • My son works from home on the internet. He earns nearly $28/hr and $6000 a month. I \n\nasked him how he made so much money just working on the laptop for a few hours, he \n\nshowed me this website and said all he did was follow directions, Makecash29,coim

    Submitted by JennyCorez on Mar 1, 12 at 11:58pm
    • son. dorm. belly. underpaid for sex. bunghole.

      Submitted by polacke on Mar 2, 12 at 8:31pm