Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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