it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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