the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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