at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
