just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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