Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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