she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
