Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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