I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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