Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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