Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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