let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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