Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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