i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Your penis caused this!
I think I just sharted jello shots
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