I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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