clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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