ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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