i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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