Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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