No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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