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  • Too bad the free meals are cock meat sandwiches.

    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 5, 11 at 11:01pm
  • You mean the same people's private property we just defiled are now paying for our dinner? Kickass! #fuckstupidpeople.

    Submitted by joe_the_g on Nov 6, 11 at 2:25am
  • I'd spend the night in jail to save $250 but I certainly wouldn't do it for two free meals

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 5, 11 at 3:17pm
  • I thought you could get out of jail if you rolled doubles, too....

    Submitted by 8BitMegaMan on Nov 5, 11 at 8:22pm
  • Random Fact: It takes more paperwork when you hit a mailbox than when you hit a pedestrian.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 6, 11 at 1:04am
  • I would always choose to stay out of jail. I've been there, it smells like piss.

    Submitted by tlovell on Nov 6, 11 at 12:12am