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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 5, 11 at 11:01pm

    Too bad the free meals are cock meat sandwiches.

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    Submitted by joe_the_g on Nov 6, 11 at 2:25am

    You mean the same people's private property we just defiled are now paying for our dinner? Kickass! #fuckstupidpeople.

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    Submitted by 8BitMegaMan on Nov 5, 11 at 8:22pm

    I thought you could get out of jail if you rolled doubles, too....

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    Submitted by Phys on Nov 5, 11 at 3:17pm

    I'd spend the night in jail to save $250 but I certainly wouldn't do it for two free meals

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 6, 11 at 1:04am

    Random Fact: It takes more paperwork when you hit a mailbox than when you hit a pedestrian.

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      Submitted by iwasamooseonce on Nov 6, 11 at 8:29am

      if i wanted a random fact i'd buy a snapple

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    Submitted by tlovell on Nov 6, 11 at 12:12am

    I would always choose to stay out of jail. I've been there, it smells like piss.