The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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Too bad the free meals are cock meat sandwiches.
You mean the same people's private property we just defiled are now paying for our dinner? Kickass! #fuckstupidpeople.
I'd spend the night in jail to save $250 but I certainly wouldn't do it for two free meals
I thought you could get out of jail if you rolled doubles, too....
Random Fact: It takes more paperwork when you hit a mailbox than when you hit a pedestrian.
if i wanted a random fact i'd buy a snapple
I would always choose to stay out of jail. I've been there, it smells like piss.